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Weird. I figured you were the type to really get into IV/EV stuff.
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technomod:

askmerriauthor:

Nooooooooope.  Not even a little.  The closest I get to Pokemon breeding is hatching a ton of Eevees and starter Pokemon so I have plenty to trade online for other types I can’t catch normally.  When it comes to training and battling?  I’m a complete casual player.  Anyone with even the lightest degree of deeper metagame knowledge or actual cohesive team strategy will just roll right over me.  First time I had a battle with Rusty, he curb stomped my team no problem.  I never have any trouble in the game itself since the gym battles are eye-rollingly easy these days, but I pose no threat to actual players unless they take an equally casual attitude toward battle.

Dude, the running phrase with Rusty and any games involving strategy is “Rusty’s not allowed to play anymore.”

Now I want to see how he does in a game of Twilight Imperium which is nothing but strategy and politics.  With space battles.  It’s like mixing Axis and Allies with Settlers of Catan.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

So this just showed up on my dashboard as a recommended blog and I was going to ignore it, but then i saw the 5th one and the last one and couldn’t just scroll past anymore.

discordreacts:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QIKMXmoh1g

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omfg that is an amazing answer.  MERRIAUTHOR YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS

punkysbrain:

gethenian:

allrightcallmefred:

season 1 picard: how do we contemplate the powers of the Q being? do we dare oppose it?

season 2-7 picard: get the fuck off my bridge or so help me

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THIS!

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

Also breaking this from the reblog chain because of clutter.

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

Blanket Hogging: Shai Ni.  She’s like a cat that way.
Haircuts: Shai Ni.
Coffee:  Techno Wizard.  Shai’s the tea pony.
Pizza:  Techno Wizard.  Shai Ni doesn’t even know what pizza is
Music: Neither, really.
Crumbs:  Shai Ni, because she only eats non-crumby rice candy
Ticklish: Both.
Sings/Music:  Shai Ni sings, while Tech plays something so he can stay in the background while all the crazy ponies do a musical number
Proposal:  Techno Wizard, definitely.  Gonna sweep her off her feet and make her feel like the prettiest lady in the world.

wavemasterkaz:

theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes
Omg
comedowntheroad
theseeeee hhhhh

Tech.  Merri.  Roosty.  THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.

So I was looking at ask-king-sombra and decided to brows the section that shows all the blogs being followed, and I saw this.
This is where Shai Ni is.
I almost want to think the sheer whiplash of going from the adorable askbilliethekid to ask-backy's perfectly plush posterior is what broke Shai Ni's mind and made her make that expression.
Also, all three of those blogs are amusing in their own ways and should be followed.

So I was looking at ask-king-sombra and decided to brows the section that shows all the blogs being followed, and I saw this.

This is where Shai Ni is.

I almost want to think the sheer whiplash of going from the adorable askbilliethekid to ask-backy's perfectly plush posterior is what broke Shai Ni's mind and made her make that expression.

Also, all three of those blogs are amusing in their own ways and should be followed.

sonneillonv:

khaoskomix:

http://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/04-lucie-decline/

I like to think she wears a jumper because a bakery is the only place warm enough for her demonic skin.

Vote for the next one!

http://vote.pollcode.com/45182596#sthash.01d5wqrc.dpuf

Reminds me of when I was playing around with In Nomine and I made a male Lillim servant of the Demon Prince of Lust.

He was asexual, naturally.  ;)

For me, this is the best goddamn thing, because ten twelve years ago my friends and I joked about a summoning spell in D&D called “Succubus in the Kitchen” that summoned a succubus with the maximum possible ranks in Craft: Cooking, and all she did was appear and cook you a meal.

Because WIZARDS, MAN.

Also I just made myself feel old again.  Huzzah!  Where’s my cane and rocking chair?  Gotta go yell at some damn kids on the lawn again :3

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
So what this is saying is that Shai Ni has always actually needed Techno Wizard?